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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ carnival music playing]
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- [roller coaster rattling]
- [riders cheering]
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- [ride ships crashing and exploding]
- [kids exclaiming]
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[landing thuds]
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One, two, three, lift!
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[crew grunting]
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[Professor yawning]
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[crew groaning and panting]
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Wow, we failed faster than usual.
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- Let's get drunk!
- I'm in!
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Sorry, Professor,
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this gravity pump
is just too heavy to lift.
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Hang on, you weak dopes!
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- [remote clicks]
- [device warbling]
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[crew exclaiming]
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Now it's too light to lift!
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[crew shouting]
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[all grunting]
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♪
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So, why does an amusement park
need a gravity pump?
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It's not for the park.
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It's for the physics department
at the college next door.
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Coney Island Community College?
That's my alma mater!
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Man, I have such fond memories
of failing outta here.
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Hey, step right up!
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You pays your tuition,
you takes your chances!
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Good afternoon, Dr. Carny.
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We're delivering
the gravity pump you ordered
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for your relativity seminar.
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Seminar?
Yeah, yeah, that's what it's for.
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Here's a little somethin'
for your trouble.
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- Mm.
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The campus has hardly changed.
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There's the old library!
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[♪ carousel music playing]
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[students exclaiming quietly]
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Shh!
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It's kind of hard to tell
where the amusement park ends
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and the school begins.
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Well, the college operates the midway
to subsidize the endowment.
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Endowment? Yeah, yeah,
that's, uh, that's what it's for.
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Ooh! I took this freshman year!
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- [grunts]
- [gravity pump warbling]
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- [ball whooshes]
- Hey!
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[♪ "Call to the Post" fanfare playing]
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[bell dings]
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[gravity pump warbling]
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- [water splashes]
- Hey!
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[spitting]
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Try your luck, folks!
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Get the ball in a bowl,
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take home a sick fish
in a bag of cloudy water!
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Those poor fish!
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I'm gonna win one and bring it home,
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so it can die more quickly.
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[gravity pump warbling]
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- [ball thuds]
- Hey!
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[♪ carnival music playing]
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[narrator] [on monitor]
Ironically, the hot dog, or frankfurter,
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was invented in the city of Hamburg,
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whereas the hamburger
was invented in Frankfurt.
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The birthplace of the Vienna sausage
remains a mystery.
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Whoa, the history of the wienermobile!
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Fun fact, the wienermobile
actually predates the wiener!
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In 1876 came the wienercycle,
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and 50 years later,
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Henry Ford's Model W,
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the world's first mass-produced
wienermobile.
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Wartime led to the development
of the amphibious assault wiener.
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Then, with the rise of the suburbs,
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- the four-door wiener-wagon.
- [horn honking]
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And of course, let's not forget,
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the fully electric cyber-wiener.
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- [seductively growls]
- [camera snaps]
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[♪ grand music plays]
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[Amy]
"Hotdog Eating Hall of Fame"?
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That was considered a sport?
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Oh, it was huge!
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Competitive eaters
were every bit as respected
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as beer pong players.
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That's me there.
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I lettered in hotdog.
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You were an athlete? Wow!
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I can't believe I never noticed
your broad, hotdog-lifting shoulders.
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[sighs] It was the one thing
in my whole life I was really good at.
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I could have gone all the way.
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To what?
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Hey, here's another photo of you!
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Well, half of you.
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[Hermes] Who's that other guy
I already don't like
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based on his wraparound sunglasses?
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Brocky J, the villain of this flashback.
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[♪ transition music playing]
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- [microphone feedback]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome to the stage,
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six-time reigning champion,
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the Great Neck from Great Neck,
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Brocky J!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Fry]
He was the pinnacle of athleticism.
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Yo! Strong Island in the house!
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[grunting]
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[wheezing and panting]
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Two packs a day, baby!
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Thanks for coming and supporting me, Mom.
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What? No, I'm here for Brocky J.
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We love you, Brocky!
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- [♪ competitive music playing]
- [cheering and applause]
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Three...
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two...
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[mustard gun squirting]
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[Fry] I may not have had
Brocky's God-given physique,
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but I had a stretchy stomach
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and my patented no-chew technique.
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[contestants chomping]
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I swallowed the hotdogs whole,
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then mixed the buns with water
to make a refreshing shake.
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[gulping]
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Ah.
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[Brocky J munching]
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Yo, we almost done?
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I gotta get to another
hotdog eating contest.
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[♪ transition music plays]
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I'm also in a pie-eating contest.
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[chomping]
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[Fry gulping]
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What's this?!
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An unheralded newcomer
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has pulled within a single
pack of the champ.
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Boo!
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[announcer] Can he do it?
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- [bell rings]
- No, he cannot!
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For the seventh year in a row,
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Brocky J takes the Beef Belt!
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[crowd cheering]
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Congrats, buddy,
you came in second place.
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AKA you lost!
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Also, your mom gave me her number.
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Yeah-ya! [chuckles]
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[hotdogs squishing]
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[camera snaps]
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[Fry] What a jerk!
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I was in training
to beat him the next year,
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but that's when I got frozen.
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FYI, that's how I ended up
here in the future.
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So, now you tell us!
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I never got my rematch.
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And you never will. Brocky's dead!
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- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [Amy gasps]
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Oh, wait, it was 1,000 years ago.
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Poor fella died from eatin'
an undercooked hotdog.
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Aww.
Beautiful display, though!
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[♪ somber music playing]
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[Fry sighs]
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Sometimes I miss having a skill.
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There's a hotdog stand right here.
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I bet you still got the moves.
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Yeah? Maybe I do!
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One hotdog, please.
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Enjoy.
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[♪ heroic music playing]
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[slurps]
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[choking and gagging]
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[wheezing] Help!
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[elongated] Help!
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[Fry choking]
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Stand back! I know the Heimlich maneuver!
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[punch thuds]
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[chomping, chewing]
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[gulps] L'Heimlich!
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[Fry panting]
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I don't understand.
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Hotdogs used to just slide down my gullet,
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like a flume ride.
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Well, naturally!
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The hotdogs you ate in 1999
were made from beef.
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But ever since cows went extinct,
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they've been made from plants
and plant byproducts.
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They managed to recreate
the flavor perfectly,
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but they never got the coefficient
of friction quite right.
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[hotdogs combusting]
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Then my dreams of being
a hotdog-eating champion are dead.
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I'm hanging up my barf bag.
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Do they even hold
the hotdog eatin' contest anymore?
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Nah, they canceled the whole kajigger.
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Once they switched to veggie,
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the winner could only eat
maybe six or seven dogs.
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No one wants to see that.
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Quit wasting my time!
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♪
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[hangar doors close]
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Stupid veggie dogs!
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Wrecked my one chance
to be good at something.
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You're pretty good at whining.
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[Professor Farnsworth]
Ooh, now, hold on.
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Perhaps science holds a solution.
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Science? I've heard of that.
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[holograph zapping]
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The cow may be extinct,
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but its DNA might still exist.
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- For example...
- [button clicks]
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- [buzzing]
- ...if a mosquito bit a cow
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and was subsequently
preserved in amber,
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- we might be able to extract DNA...
- [syringe slurping]
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...from the blood cells it drank!
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Scientists discovered
the technique in 1993
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by watching Jurassic Park.
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If there's even the slightest chance
to bring back slippery beef,
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we've gotta move mountains!
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Hmm.
We'd need to search someplace
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that had tons of cattle
and tons of mosquitoes.
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Yee-haw!
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I reckon we're off to Texas
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to rustle up some amber, baby.
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I'm afraid you've mis-reckoned, Bender.
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Our best bet is Brazil.
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Okay, okay, hang on.
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[singing]
♪ Bossa nova, samba, samba! ♪
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- ♪ Cha-cha-cha! Hey! ♪ [vocalizing]
- [maracas rattling]
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- [♪ epic music playing]
- [Planet Express rockets zooming]
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[landing gear hisses, thuds]
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- [ambient rainforest noise]
- [river water rushing]
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- This is a cattle ranch?
- It was.
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But after cows went extinct,
it was abandoned,
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and thousands of acres
of pristine rainforest
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grew in its place.
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What a tragedy.
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[water rushing]
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Amber is actually fossilized tree resin.
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So, occasionally,
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mosquitoes and other pests
become trapped in it.
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[voice muffled] Friends, help!
I'm being preserved!
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Quiet, Zoidberg.
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- I found some amber.
- Me too!
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And what's that in the water?
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[water splashing]
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Ow!
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♪
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[scanner zapping]
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- [scanner beeps]
- [cow moos]
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Moo-reka!
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We got one chunk of amber
with a mosquito that bit a cow!
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The rest of this precious garbage can go.
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[amber chunks clattering]
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Now, we just need to extract
some putrefied blood
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from the mosquito's withered bowels.
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Ew!
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Oh, don't worry,
it's far too tiny to be disgusting.
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[zooming chirps]
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[blood cells trickling]
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Gotcha! [gleefully giggling]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Each cloning chamber
should produce a full-grown cow
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in precisely three to five business days!
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[♪ dramatic transition music playing]
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00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,875
[Hermes] And... we're back.
261
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,794
Release the cows!
262
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,421
- [chamber doors opening]
- [Bender] Here they come!
263
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,091
[mosquitoes buzzing]
264
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,803
[group exclaiming]
265
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,971
Where's the beef?
266
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,264
- [buzzing continues]
- Dammit!
267
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,475
I must have cloned mosquito cells
instead of cow cells.
268
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,812
Jeff Goldblum made it
look so easy in the movie.
269
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,022
Oh, no, I'm afraid I have malaria!
270
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,733
And I'm afraid I gave it
to the mosquito that bit me.
271
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,361
I'll try lightin' up
some Jamaican citronella.
272
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,487
[flames sizzling]
273
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,947
- Does it work?
- No.
274
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,074
But if you get bitten,
you don't care as much.
275
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,784
I'm sorry, Fry.
276
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,703
Despite our craziest efforts,
277
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:06,874
it seems the cow's genetic profile
is lost forever.
278
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,960
[sniffling] I wish I had died
like Brocky J.
279
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,880
Wait! The citronella gave me an idea!
280
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,673
[♪ dramatic music playing]
281
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,799
[crickets chirping]
282
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,010
[quietly] This undercooked death-dog
283
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,345
might still contain cow DNA.
284
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,139
- [torch whooshing]
- I'll cut the glass,
285
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,433
then swap in a half-chewed veggie dog...
286
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,517
[gagging]
287
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,477
...of exactly the same mass.
288
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,481
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [glass cutting]
289
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,691
Just take it!
290
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,651
It's disgusting.
I hate lookin' at that thing!
291
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,321
Aw, come on!
You're taking the fun out of it!
292
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,614
[sighs] Fine!
293
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,617
[half-heartedly] Stop, thief.
You'll never get away with it.
294
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,202
[Bender grunting]
295
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,288
[sneaky chuckling]
296
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,082
I just pray this hotdog is as undercooked
297
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,835
as the history books say.
298
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,794
[liquid slurping]
299
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,757
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
300
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,842
Release the I-hope-cows!
301
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,678
[chamber doors opening]
302
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,349
[cows mooing sluggishly]
303
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,559
[group cheering]
304
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,729
We have the meats!
305
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,940
Aw, it's adorable.
306
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,192
Look at those sweet, sad ears.
307
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,236
It's like those paintings
of the big-eyed kids
308
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,029
who you wanna punch in the face.
309
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,156
What are you sad about, buddy?
310
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,241
[button beeping]
311
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,700
- [conveyor belt whirring]
- [cleavers chopping]
312
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,744
[Fry] Don't be scared.
You can tell me.
313
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,080
[♪ dramatic music playing]
314
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,042
[Fry screaming]
315
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,586
♪
316
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,047
[cows mooing]
317
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,592
I mean, I guess I knew in my heart
that the cows had to be killed,
318
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,386
I just didn't know in my brain.
319
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,973
Now, now, no use crying
over spilled blood.
320
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,809
You can rest easy knowing
the cows are killed
321
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,560
instantaneously!
322
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,104
So, they don't suffer?
323
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,440
'Cause I can't bear the thought
of a living creature suffering.
324
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,484
Well, whether they suffer or not
325
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,279
is a difficult philosophical question.
326
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,115
Maybe they don't
experience pain like we do.
327
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,409
Or maybe they like having a metal bolt
328
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,287
fired through their skull
at the speed of sound.
329
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,707
Eh, you gotta break a few cows
to make a hotdog.
330
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,918
I love 100% all-beef hotdogs
331
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,795
more than anything in the world!
332
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,089
Well, anything except Leela.
333
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,799
I'm just happy to make the list.
334
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,301
But you know what they say:
335
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,053
if you love something, set it free.
336
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,346
Unless it's Leela.
337
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,765
- [♪ gentle music playing]
- [hangar door whirring]
338
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,728
[hooves clopping]
339
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,186
[door thuds]
340
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,814
- [truck horn blaring]
- [cows frantically mooing]
341
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,941
- [horns blaring]
- [cows splattering]
342
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,235
[Randy]
Someone call a cow ambulance!
343
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,195
I couldn't let those poor cows suffer.
344
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,405
- [tires screeching]
- [cow moos, splatters]
345
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,074
It's just too bad
you can't have beef without cows.
346
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,826
What?! That's easy!
347
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,661
Why didn't you say that before?
348
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,789
- Have you never heard of lab-grown meat?
- Never!
349
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,957
Neither have I!
350
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,502
But I'm confident I can make it
in vast quantities.
351
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,338
[liquid slurping]
352
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,007
Instead of cloning the whole cow,
353
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:06,470
I'll just grow immense throbbing
globules of muscle fiber!
354
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,138
- Yum!
- [liquid squirts]
355
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,350
[cells squelching]
356
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,769
The hard part was making the buns.
357
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,063
[bell dings]
358
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,776
Okay, the moment of truth.
359
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,695
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
360
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,988
[chewing rapidly]
361
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,073
[gulps]
362
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,157
It's perfect!
363
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,034
Beef-ish, slippery,
364
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,952
and I'm getting tiny, little heartburn!
365
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,746
[group cheering]
366
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,706
We're back in business!
367
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,875
By the way, we had gone out of business.
368
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,002
♪
369
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,421
[hangar door opening]
370
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,841
[ship rockets zooming]
371
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,259
- [♪ cheerful jingle playing]
- ♪ Hot dogs ♪
372
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,303
♪ Lab-grown hot dogs ♪
373
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,516
♪ All kinds of kids like them ♪
374
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,309
- ♪ Dumb kids ♪
- ♪ Ugly kids ♪
375
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,019
♪ Kids with funny glasses ♪
376
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,105
- ♪ Old kids ♪
- ♪ Stinky kids ♪
377
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,315
♪ Kids with shiny, metal asses ♪
378
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,483
[announcer] FarnDogs!
379
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:05,320
The world's first 100%
meat-based veggie dogs!
380
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,115
♪ The dogs kids really, really eat! ♪
381
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,825
[kids laughing and cheering]
382
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,035
♪
383
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,870
- [calculator clicking]
- The only thing growin' faster
384
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,206
than those vats of pulsatin' muscle fiber
385
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,707
is my bank account.
386
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,751
I-I mean, our bank account.
387
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,255
[protesters] [chanting]
Free the beef! Free the beef!
388
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,798
We grew these in a vat.
389
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,342
No creature suffered.
What are you protesting?
390
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,428
Uh... we're not sure.
391
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,138
That's why our signs are blank.
392
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,015
It just seems sorta like... eh-eh.
393
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,517
You want a lab-grown hotdog?
394
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,310
Thanks, I'm pretty hungry,
395
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,354
By the way, in case you're interested,
396
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,899
we're bringing back the world-famous
hotdog eating contest!
397
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,235
[protesters cheering]
398
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,903
I'm going into training!
399
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,947
It's time to get swole.
400
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,031
[waistband snaps]
401
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,908
Did you just change on the street?
402
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,785
Yes, I did, Hermes.
403
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,580
[♪ upbeat polka music playing]
404
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,874
[chomping]
405
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,378
[gulping]
406
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,424
[face puckering]
407
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,595
- [♪ polka music continues]
- [grunting]
408
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,929
[chewing]
409
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,307
[gulping]
410
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,643
I've gained 15 pounds
and I'm in the worst shape of my life.
411
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,145
I'm ready for action!
412
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,563
I'm proud of you.
413
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,316
[softly] And I'm kind of
into your new dad bod.
414
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,486
[both smooching, moaning]
415
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,448
Hey, hey! No, bowm-chicka-bowm-bowm
the night before the big contest!
416
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,075
[chuckling] Oh! Oh, right! Sorry.
417
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,661
I never dated an elite athlete before.
418
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,288
Well, goodnight, everyone.
419
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,791
I'm gonna go get a few hours
of shut-mouth.
420
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,793
[lights click]
421
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,630
[crickets chirping]
422
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,758
- [conveyor belt whirring]
- [hotdogs splatting]
423
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,218
[alarm blaring]
424
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,972
[♪ ominous music playing]
425
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,606
[meat squelching]
426
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,566
[♪ horror sting]
427
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,029
[♪ exciting music playing]
428
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,157
[landing thuds]
429
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,201
[Don Cunningham]
Ladies and gentlemen,
430
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,828
- welcome to the Wienerdome!
- [crowd cheering]
431
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,540
Don Cunningham here
for the historic return
432
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,292
of the Coney Island
Hotdog Eating Contest.
433
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,920
Proudly sponsored by FarnDogs,
434
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,839
the slippery dog that goes down fast.
435
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,050
[crowd cheering]
436
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,760
I germinated them!
437
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,304
I'm so nervous. Am I sweating?
438
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,472
You look great.
439
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,849
I've honestly never found you hotter.
440
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,477
- [♪ game show music playing]
- And now, let's meet the contestants
441
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,729
competing for the coveted Beef Belt.
442
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,856
Champion of the chicken wing circuit,
443
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,567
- Joey Butternut!
- [cheering and applause]
444
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,946
Live sea urchin specialist,
Takeru Kobayashi the 43rd!
445
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,531
The Barbarian of the Buffet,
446
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,533
- Slim Gluttenstein!
- [cheering and applause continues]
447
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,743
Junior league titleist, Tonya.
448
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,579
[crowd] Awww.
449
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,498
[Don] The mound of Jell-O
from Monticello,
450
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,500
- H.G. Blob!
- [cheering and applause]
451
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,461
And coming out
of a thousand-year retirement,
452
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,423
runner-up at the 1999 competition
453
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,718
where he was brutally humiliated
by the legendary Brocky J,
454
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,846
it's Philip "Nice Try" Fry!
455
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,180
I've met him!
456
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,724
[cheering and applause]
457
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,058
[Don] Okay, contestants,
458
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,103
you gotta put 'em down,
and you gotta keep 'em down,
459
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,563
no reversals.
460
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,565
On your marks!
461
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,817
Off your marks. We have a late entry.
462
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,943
[meat squelching]
463
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,111
[♪ horror music playing]
464
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,487
[crowd gasping]
465
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,905
[footsteps squelching]
466
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,366
Yo, yo, yo, what up, home slices?
467
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,243
The name's Brocky J!
468
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,328
[crowd murmuring]
469
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,330
But, this is impossible!
470
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,000
Not only is it not impossible,
it was inevitable!
471
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,377
I probably should've mentioned it earlier.
472
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,046
You see...
473
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,674
the hotdog from which we
obtained our DNA sample
474
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,885
had been bitten by Brocky J.
475
00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,930
It must have been contaminated
with a little of his saliva.
476
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,557
Hey, more than a little,
477
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,559
you know what I'm sayin'?
[chuckles]
478
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,313
Evidently, the human DNA and cow DNA
479
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,939
combined in the growth tank
480
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,859
to form this trash-talking abomination.
481
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,278
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I remember you.
482
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,657
You're that loser I wasted in 1999!
483
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,866
Hang on.
484
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,576
If you were just grown in a lab,
485
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,871
how can you have Brocky J's
memories and personality?
486
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,791
I read my autobiography on the way over.
487
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,417
Well, I guess that makes sense.
488
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,877
No, it actually doesn't!
489
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,128
When did you learn to read?!
490
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,215
I didn't! It's the audiobook.
491
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,051
Now, if you're done
with the interrogation, Kojak,
492
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,387
I'm ready to kick your ass a second time!
493
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,390
No one's kicking anyone's ass.
494
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,599
I mean-- Wait--
495
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,184
I am, you're not.
496
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,268
Can I start over?
497
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,312
No! We're behind schedule.
498
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,438
[cowbell clanking]
499
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:54,068
- [♪ intense music playing]
- [contestants munching furiously]
500
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,449
[gulping]
501
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,201
[slurping]
502
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,787
[chomping]
503
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,956
[softly chewing]
504
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,083
Huh. I guess I don't really like hotdogs.
505
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,501
I've never tried one before.
506
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,753
Not for me, thanks.
507
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,380
That's one contestant down.
508
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:19,634
Thirty seconds into our competition,
the leader is H.G. Blob!
509
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,513
[hotdogs squishing]
510
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,597
[♪ intense music playing]
511
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,349
- [Tonya grunts]
- [H.G. groaning]
512
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,601
- [hotdogs plopping]
- [buzzer blaring]
513
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,187
- [whistle blows]
- Security, take her away!
514
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,148
[H.G. fizzling]
515
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,858
[contestants munching]
516
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,860
[Slim thuds]
517
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,362
- [munching continues]
- [broom scraping]
518
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,573
[Takeru chokes, explodes]
519
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,533
This is unbelievable, folks!
520
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:47,662
We're down to a rematch
of the historic 1999 finale,
521
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,581
when Philip Fry was decimated...
522
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,040
- [chomping, chewing]
- ...obliterated,
523
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,209
dare I say, emasculated by--
524
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,669
[mouth full] Will you shut up?!
525
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255
That's my man up there!
526
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,007
[♪ intense music playing]
527
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,717
[both gobbling, gulping]
528
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,177
You're pathetic, bro.
529
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,847
And by the way, I enjoyed
reading about your mom
530
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,974
in my autobiography!
531
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,934
[laughing obnoxiously]
532
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,396
- [stomach gurgling]
- [Brocky J groaning]
533
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,981
[wailing in pain]
534
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,733
[crowd gasping]
535
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,817
Oh, God!
536
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,903
It hurts!
537
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,321
What's happening to me?!
538
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,906
Is there a doctor in the house?
539
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,990
I'm a doctor.
540
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:24,992
[chewing] Mm!
541
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,827
[Brocky J wailing]
542
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,413
Why does my stomach hurt so bad?!
543
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,748
I can't be sure,
544
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,668
but it might be because you ate
82 hotdogs in nine minutes.
545
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,545
I'm in freakin' agony!
546
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,255
You gotta do something, Doc!
547
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,383
Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do.
548
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,302
This is a severe stomachache,
549
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,763
and there's no cure
except to wait a little while
550
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,181
until it goes away.
551
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,933
I don't have a little while!
552
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,643
I can't bear it!
553
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,144
[sobbing]
554
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,064
Fry, you and me go way back.
555
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,316
I need you to do me a solid.
556
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,400
Please.
557
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,735
[sobbing]
558
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,737
Me? What can I do?
559
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,615
Put me out of my misery. [sobbing]
560
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:06,950
Eat me!
561
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,952
[crowd gasping]
562
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,079
You want me to eat you alive?
563
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,455
I can't do that!
564
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,792
The whole idea of lab-grown meat
was to eliminate suffering.
565
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,294
I am suffering!
566
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,213
I'm begging you,
567
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,464
eat me!
568
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,675
I know you're not very good at it,
569
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,469
but, please, give it a shot!
570
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,472
[whimpering]
571
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,307
[♪ somber music playing]
572
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,935
Okay, if it will end your suffering.
573
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,436
[weakly] God bless you.
574
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,565
I'll put a little mustard on me for you.
575
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,320
♪
576
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,073
- [Fry munching]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
577
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,243
we are witnessing the most
selfless act of heroism
578
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,621
ever performed
at a competitive eating event.
579
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,416
[Fry chewing]
580
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,459
[weakly] The pain...
581
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,919
it's gone.
582
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,045
Thank you...
583
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,881
[gasps] ...loser.
584
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,592
[Fry gagging]
585
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,260
[gagging continues]
586
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,637
[slurping]
587
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,097
- [bell dings]
- [Don] Hotdogs down!
588
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,266
I'm checking the scores, and...
589
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,559
I don't believe it!
590
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,104
Philip Fry has won
with a record 163 hotdogs!
591
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,815
And that last one was a doozy!
592
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,986
- [fireworks booming]
- [crowd cheering]
593
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,115
This has been Don Cunningham,
signing off,
594
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,951
as I race to beat traffic
on the Verrazzano Bridge.
595
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,287
Here's your Beef Belt.
It just goes on like a regular belt.
596
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,413
I gotta run.
597
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,581
[running footsteps]
598
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,665
[microphone feedback]
599
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,001
Friends, it's been quite a journey.
600
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:43,254
I'd like to thank the good people
at FarnDog Industries,
601
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,131
Leela for believing in me...
602
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,549
[Leela] Whoo!
603
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,135
...and most of all, Brocky J,
604
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,180
for pushing me to reach my full potential.
605
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,556
He may be gone,
606
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,184
but a part of him is still here...
[patting]
607
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,310
...with me.
608
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,436
[gags]
609
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,980
[Bender] Not for long!
610
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,028
[♪ upbeat theme music playing]